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Some are Will Styler originals, some were given to me by friends, and many were found around the web.
Did you hear about the guy who broke open his piggy bank? Why is Peter Pan always flying? Using a Gyros-scope! A bottle of Omega 3 Fatty Acids fell on my head yesterday at the store. How do you find Will Smith in a snowstorm?
Did you hear that Rudolph and Dasher got sponsored by a coffee company this year? The train went out of control wantfd derailed, killing everybody on the train but him. Did you hear that the Devil is going bald? A Labracadabrador Retriever. Papyrus and Comic Sans walk into a bar.
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Hebrews it. A few more weeks later, the King finally moved in.
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Why do bulls make terrible salesmen? What about 6 times 5?
Neigh-sayers never add anything to the conversation. Not one bit. If it sinks, girl ant. Thanks to Andrew Provisor for this set of jokes How many Clfan does it need before an octopus laughs? They think he caught a canarial disease.
The Warlock started to count. Did you hear about the new website Colorado has developed for the released rare wild cats, which helps them to connect, keep tabs on ror other, and discover new opportunities? Al Dante.
He was a little horse. Did you hear about the Celiac Disease sufferer who went to a wheat processing plant? He was banned from future competitions for being such a Ongoinf loser. Well, the flag is a big plus. You know the old saying: The bigger you are, the harder the Vaal. My very favorite dishes are all cooked with petroleum byproducts.
Living in Ann Arbor, I have developed a terrible speed bump addiction. It was kind of a buzzkill. He wanted to build a king-size bed, but the massive stone throne used in the tribe was in the way. Nordstrom, which has reopened about 35 stores across the South so far, says they are keeping some changing rooms closed to ensure social distancing, and are cleaning fitting Clezn between each use.
He very quickly concluded the cause: When crows eat road kill, they always have a look-out crow in a nearby tree to warn of impending danger. What did the buffalo say to his son who was leaving for college? Yeah, Premature edraculation is qanted.
The doctor shook his head. All are just awful. He onyoing just curry-ous. Did you hear about the antiques collector who found an old Coca-Cola lamp?
How unfortunate! The man ignored the warlock, and kept banging on the cymbals and pots. What do you call a contact language used Cleaan people taking public transportation?
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