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Q: What are the 2 choices you have when you are in Connecticut? A: Bowl or get Bored! Q: Whats the most challenging thing to do in Kines A: The New York Times crossword puzzle.
A: They're hand picked.
Q: How do you stop an UConn fan from beating his wife? What's the difference between a Western Connecticut State University sorority sister and a scarecrow?
An undergraduate degree. A: Boss!
When you wake up, you will be an Syracuse fan. There was a sheep with her head stuck in the fence and the West Virginia fan said "We Mountaineers never pass up an opportunity like this! Q: Why do the UConn Huskies eat cereal straight from the box?
How do you feel? Walks home. Q: What do you call an UConn football player with a championship ring?
You still don't understand why people say that Connecticut is the richest state. A: Bowl or get Bored! Q: Why do Western Connecticut State fans smell so bad? A: They can't string three "Ws" together.
The rest will dress themselves. You have at least 4 friends who drive Jeep Grand Cherokees.
The other frightens birds and small animals. Because the sheep can hear the zippers a mile away.
How did the Connecticut State grad die from drinking milk? Q: What did the UConn female say after sex? A: Placing s on the animals that kick.
Your mom works at Travelers and your dad works at Pratt and Whitney. A: Thirty students were stuck on the escalator for three hours. A: The student who knew the recipe graduated Q: Why don't girls play hide and seek in Connecticut?
Q: What to they call students who go to UConn? A: A thief!
Q: What's the difference between a Southern Connecticut State diploma and toilet paper? A: No one would look for them.
He ignored those guys because it was never about mongers, it was always about pedos. After he wakes up the doctor comes up to him concerned. A: Tell him a joke Monday morning. They will hit us again, they have no other marketing strategy.
You think New Haven is the worst ghetto you've ever seen. A: Because it was easier than crossing the goal line. A: Put the remote control between his toes. Falling in Love A man fell in love with the girl of his dreams. You may have to register before you can post: click the register link above to proceed.
A: Put them in a big Bowl and beat for 3 hours. Q: How many Connecticut State University freshman does it take to change a light bulb?
Q: What do they linnes students at UConn? Q: Did you hear about the fire in University of Connecticut's football dorm that destroyed 20 books? As you took horseback riding, golfing, tennis and swimming lessons.
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